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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}

{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}

{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}

{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}

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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}

{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}

{"type":"general","setup":"What is the tallest building in the world?","punchline":"The library, it’s got the most stories!","id":248}

{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}

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