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Sphex ashmeadi is a species of thread-waisted wasp in the family Sphecidae.

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Hyporthodus is a genus of marine ray-finned fish, groupers from the subfamily Epinephelinae, part of the family Serranidae, which also includes the anthias and sea basses. It contains the following species, most of which were previously placed in Epinephelus:

  • Hyporthodus acanthistius (Gilbert, 1892)
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  • Hyporthodus ergastularius (Whitley, 1930)
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  • Hyporthodus exsul (Fowler, 1944)
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  • Hyporthodus flavolimbatus (Poey, 1865)
  • Hyporthodus griseofasciatus Moore, Wakefield, DiBattista & Newman, 2022
  • Hyporthodus haifensis (Ben-Tuvia, 1953)
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  • Hyporthodus mystacinus (Poey, 1852)
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  • Hyporthodus nigritus (Holbrook, 1855)
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  • Hyporthodus niphobles (Gilbert & Starks, 1897)
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  • Hyporthodus niveatus (Valenciennes, 1828)
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  • Hyporthodus octofasciatus (Griffin, 1926)
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  • Hyporthodus perplexus (Randall, Hoese & Last, 1991)
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  • Hyporthodus quernus (Seale, 1901)
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  • Hyporthodus septemfasciatus (Thunberg, 1793)
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Joseph Turner Keiley was an early 20th-century photographer, writer and art critic. He was a close associate of photographer Alfred Stieglitz and was one of the founding members of the Photo-Secession. Over the course of his life Keiley's photographs were exhibited in more than two dozen international exhibitions, and he achieved international acclaim for both his artistic style and his writing.

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