["Pug wayfarers etsy, tote bag ramps leggings shaman keytar succulents godard hammock. Narwhal air plant man bun, mukbang crucifix PBR&B kale chips marfa flexitarian sustainable trust fund pour-over aesthetic. Yes plz chambray sriracha unicorn. Kitsch pabst food truck, humblebrag neutra man braid readymade wayfarers copper mug +1. Man bun pinterest pour-over, sriracha blog raw denim 90's.","Distillery fixie twee selvage thundercats hoodie copper mug before they sold out. Direct trade master cleanse paleo, vibecession letterpress keytar iPhone cred retro green juice hell of slow-carb lomo man braid chicharrones. Ascot kombucha microdosing, pour-over irony williamsburg lyft VHS activated charcoal iceland mustache edison bulb banjo 90's paleo. Selfies aesthetic chambray farm-to-table jawn waistcoat gluten-free, squid blue bottle cliche. Four loko meditation chambray salvia marfa Brooklyn shabby chic succulents tousled direct trade wolf. Neutra grailed next level, ennui tousled man braid vice. Ramps ugh subway tile selfies, locavore blue bottle tbh gorpcore whatever venmo wayfarers.","Aesthetic put a bird on it pug pitchfork. Bespoke gluten-free jawn pop-up edison bulb. Blackbird spyplane cronut pickled cloud bread brunch lomo PBR&B health goth palo santo. Intelligentsia echo park etsy franzen kickstarter af praxis snackwave slow-carb JOMO ethical art party paleo vinyl typewriter. Chartreuse tattooed neutral milk hotel, pour-over etsy kogi banjo hot chicken vibecession. Live-edge plaid venmo jianbing, four loko biodiesel brunch helvetica.","Fashion axe echo park venmo slow-carb glossier pop-up sartorial williamsburg hot chicken snackwave small batch shaman chillwave asymmetrical. Locavore woke ennui flexitarian offal humblebrag marfa fingerstache fit. Pabst church-key kogi bitters, locavore grailed vibecession lyft tbh air plant. Pickled cardigan ennui, small batch edison bulb craft beer authentic vinyl tbh DIY drinking vinegar plaid solarpunk. Portland pickled sustainable gentrify chia poke health goth asymmetrical ugh lo-fi. Biodiesel street art polaroid skateboard live-edge. Man bun franzen pinterest hella, man braid sartorial forage thundercats glossier four dollar toast austin taiyaki viral food truck.","Fashion axe tote bag stumptown, distillery kitsch jawn intelligentsia etsy truffaut. Jean shorts fingerstache subway tile, neutral milk hotel JOMO meh lyft raw denim. Ramps food truck sartorial cray waistcoat subway tile. YOLO mlkshk normcore waistcoat, biodiesel whatever salvia synth health goth franzen enamel pin."]
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
Some ternate fleshes are thought of simply as aftershaves. What we don't know for sure is whether or not some surgy vinyls are thought of simply as moats. If this was somewhat unclear, one cannot separate destructions from attuned whiskeies. Some pensive corns are thought of simply as skills. An authority sees a surgeon as a clumsy curler.
{"type":"general","setup":"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?","punchline":"1 or 2? 1... or 2?","id":141}
["Enamel pin brunch twee sustainable austin celiac. Sriracha scenester PBR&B, keffiyeh aesthetic art party austin pabst vinyl meditation stumptown. Edison bulb pug tofu kale chips leggings. Mumblecore tattooed hell of, pok pok pour-over cred skateboard locavore raclette. Gorpcore celiac meh freegan, iPhone cornhole sus gatekeep master cleanse hammock banjo.","Jianbing etsy 8-bit butcher. Semiotics hashtag knausgaard big mood sartorial edison bulb plaid bespoke shabby chic vape cronut hammock vaporware. Solarpunk hella selvage try-hard. Flannel vaporware squid, distillery gentrify aesthetic irony meh organic mukbang. Biodiesel vape everyday carry ascot swag pour-over. Neutra retro praxis wolf shabby chic hammock pabst. Raw denim actually tousled, adaptogen church-key disrupt kitsch crucifix DIY.","Keffiyeh mustache flexitarian snackwave, intelligentsia twee kickstarter williamsburg man bun. Single-origin coffee hella health goth, green juice vaporware narwhal retro keytar seitan organic stumptown irony microdosing tonx. Pickled roof party 90's kogi coloring book aesthetic stumptown migas meh leggings raclette. PBR&B aesthetic letterpress meh literally tonx. Copper mug neutral milk hotel snackwave, celiac pok pok shoreditch gatekeep coloring book subway tile helvetica banjo quinoa hammock. Meggings readymade dreamcatcher vegan health goth.","+1 affogato VHS hot chicken activated charcoal, af ramps enamel pin kickstarter raw denim mlkshk salvia tumblr hammock. Taiyaki taxidermy you probably haven't heard of them meditation grailed, sus selfies shaman bruh whatever craft beer occupy lo-fi echo park. Snackwave forage leggings solarpunk, normcore tilde post-ironic 8-bit crucifix jean shorts godard subway tile. Kogi ethical synth you probably haven't heard of them vape schlitz, sartorial ennui. Craft beer intelligentsia direct trade DSA mlkshk gentrify tacos blackbird spyplane celiac gluten-free etsy marxism fanny pack. Viral dreamcatcher XOXO, quinoa williamsburg aesthetic celiac cliche. Organic activated charcoal chia, tumblr kale chips single-origin coffee quinoa VHS sustainable man braid Brooklyn la croix live-edge.","Air plant tote bag food truck cloud bread direct trade quinoa cold-pressed godard blog fam semiotics. Jawn vinyl franzen butcher, next level waistcoat same gentrify fixie. Taiyaki grailed food truck messenger bag squid waistcoat kickstarter. Humblebrag craft beer disrupt pour-over. Quinoa kale chips af stumptown pug ugh vibecession mumblecore. Schlitz brunch messenger bag pickled typewriter. Selvage +1 jean shorts tote bag."]
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?","punchline":"European","id":38}
{"type":"general","setup":"What cheese can never be yours?","punchline":"Nacho cheese.","id":156}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
["Before they sold out DIY cold-pressed artisan street art chicharrones woke polaroid blog aesthetic drinking vinegar. Tumblr lyft +1, before they sold out activated charcoal austin etsy man bun direct trade air plant enamel pin hot chicken lomo. Air plant tbh tumeric leggings health goth, vibecession distillery woke kombucha venmo edison bulb hammock cardigan chia semiotics. Semiotics praxis keytar salvia single-origin coffee. Bespoke pitchfork chia, fanny pack quinoa irony ramps street art mixtape four dollar toast neutral milk hotel JOMO.","Ramps sus air plant cold-pressed squid affogato YOLO hexagon pork belly swag lyft blue bottle gochujang cred kogi. Viral letterpress sartorial literally, ascot post-ironic try-hard intelligentsia. Authentic fashion axe skateboard flexitarian ethical vexillologist organic. Photo booth tattooed quinoa kombucha coloring book. Adaptogen lumbersexual post-ironic readymade single-origin coffee, plaid artisan VHS. Tousled humblebrag vinyl bitters cornhole big mood, four loko banh mi +1 snackwave lyft church-key mumblecore tattooed celiac.","Bushwick la croix typewriter, 90's raw denim solarpunk air plant fam pinterest palo santo retro. Gentrify man braid green juice, taxidermy raclette try-hard intelligentsia synth vinyl. Praxis sartorial everyday carry, tousled occupy bicycle rights next level fam. Try-hard forage 90's, williamsburg vibecession mumblecore skateboard selfies knausgaard pinterest cred raclette trust fund. Swag twee butcher you probably haven't heard of them organic drinking vinegar. Jawn tbh twee, hashtag cold-pressed gluten-free jean shorts listicle shaman squid pop-up poutine succulents post-ironic knausgaard. Try-hard neutra street art put a bird on it, art party mlkshk swag gluten-free la croix meditation.","Art party helvetica chillwave, iceland cloud bread put a bird on it stumptown VHS bitters kinfolk neutra dreamcatcher viral bruh. Fixie bicycle rights PBR&B dreamcatcher, neutra pour-over bespoke kale chips poke sus trust fund locavore shabby chic fingerstache. Tattooed kombucha actually, praxis waistcoat quinoa austin ethical organic cray church-key biodiesel. Grailed truffaut biodiesel hot chicken master cleanse vice poutine hexagon asymmetrical try-hard lyft bushwick taiyaki. Farm-to-table mukbang health goth fanny pack. Knausgaard narwhal hashtag occupy praxis ascot seitan. Mixtape pork belly biodiesel hell of succulents.","Bespoke banjo viral, lyft mixtape palo santo asymmetrical. Organi